Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors*,
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day.**
*On the whole, maybe velociraptors wouldn't have been half as bad because they're really rather smaller than in the movies. The movie-raptor should have been called deinonychus, but I suppose that name isn't quite as catchy or easy to shorten.
**Okay, so maybe the bit about the veloceraptors isn't true, but the last part is.